The first night of fireworks is bearable, a few loud bangs, the odd “my fucking stupid kid has blown their arm off” story on the news and the truly horrible stench of burning gunpowder. But this is now the 5th night in a row that fireworks have been going off near where I live. Just getting to sleep is a challenge; you finally just get off and BANG, some fucker over the back just found another box stashed away under their 10 year old’s bed. Why do people feel the need to set off fireworks from the second it gets dark up until midnight.
It’s not even like the last four days have been some stupid religious holiday or anything. Halloween was 5 nights ago and bonfire night is tomorrow. I don’t understand why fireworks are sold to the public, after all its like me walking into Tesco and picking up a box of C4 with my usual shopping. The only good thing about fireworks (possibly) is that you get to see stupid clips on youtube of some retarded chav have his fingers blown off.
I think I’m just about done with my rant for the day, I’m off to watch a DVD. Mike.
Fireworks
Warning: This blog is a rant, you may get offended. If you do get offended then don’t read it again, idiot.