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Stray Chavs

21st November 2007

You talk to a lone lost little chav just once to shut them up and just like a stray cat it wont leave you alone until you leave.

What makes it worse is they sit there and watch everything you do with a “im better then you even though im scum” look on their face.

The one near me at the moment has sat looking at a blank screen waiting for some attention for about 10 minuites now, are they really this stupid?

Bye, Mike

Good bye old friend

14th November 2007

RIP Bodge job 4000

Okay it’s not as bad as it sounds! My old computer, Bodge job 4000, has finally given up. I thought I would power it up just to see if it’s working. Well it’s now not working.


For the first 10 seconds all I heard were the fan’s whurring around like normal and some clicking noise from the CD drive or the power unit. Then it cuts out with a puff of smoke from the power unit. I ‘m not going to turn it on again (or even plug it back in ) for obvious reasons. The motherboard might be saveable but I feel that will be a bit pointless as its an old piece of crap !

I guess 4000 is now in the grave yard with my other four computers! Now I’ve got to work out what to do with the dead “body” ! I’m off to morn, Mike.

Fireworks

4th November 2007

The first night of fireworks is bearable, a few loud bangs, the odd “my fucking stupid kid has blown their arm off” story on the news and the truly horrible stench of burning gunpowder. But this is now the 5th night in a row that fireworks have been going off near where I live. Just getting to sleep is a challenge; you finally just get off and BANG, some fucker over the back just found another box stashed away under their 10 year old’s bed. Why do people feel the need to set off fireworks from the second it gets dark up until midnight.


It’s not even like the last four days have been some stupid religious holiday or anything. Halloween was 5 nights ago and bonfire night is tomorrow. I don’t understand why fireworks are sold to the public, after all its like me walking into Tesco and picking up a box of C4 with my usual shopping. The only good thing about fireworks (possibly) is that you get to see stupid clips on youtube of some retarded chav have his fingers blown off.

I think I’m just about done with my rant for the day, I’m off to watch a DVD. Mike.

Back from MPH ‘07

3rd November 2007

The Car Gallery @ MPH

Back from a really good day out, best day in a long while. We went off the earls court to the MPH show. If the amazing looking super cars, classic cars and other cars (that any sane person would be to afraid to drive it incase it got scratched) didn’t get you impressed then the show would have.

The easiest way to sum up the show was “Top Gear live”. It had stunts, speed and amazing stunt driving. It also had Clarkson, Hammond and May doing their usuall “see who has the best…” contests, unusually May won on the majority of them!

Pagani Zonda supercar at MPH

Shame that the dark lighting in the show ment that I couldn’t take any clear photos. I took some good photos of the cars in the Gallery but unfortunatly most of them were blurry, mabye I was falling over when taking them or im losing my touch (if i had it in the first place) !



Well that’s me done babbeling on for the day… Im off to do some more coding .
Later, Mike